Saturday, November 9, 2019

Stellar Performance

On our way home yesterday, we happened to see the Grand Opening of the Shell gas station over on 46th and Harlem.  What was the very first thing we saw? A tall red-faced enraged chief cop guy running around like a headless chicken yelling at drivers.  The traffic was horrendous. 

Poorly planned event but what else would you expect from the Forest View leadership? What did they think would happen when the gas station was going to sell cheap gas?  We are willing to bet that they were warned beforehand but no one is paying attention. Everyone is too preoccupied with blog damage control to worry about what is really important like cop work, special events planning and crowd control.

We did see two of our favorite cops, the new male full-time kid and the former REAL deputy chief Perez out there taking care of business. They did an outstanding job assisting with traffic control considering they had no help due to their boss' poor planning. Kudos to you two for a job well done!

There is a lot of yelling and typing going on in Salvador’s office and there will be until the next board meeting on Tuesday.  Have to create gather evidence to discredit the blog asap! Unfortunately for Salvador, all of the entries made on this blog are derived from true events. Some of the stories may sound childish and silly, but they are very real. The comments are even more real. With all his bridges burnt and other villages not willing to assist him in his cover-ups, he must do it all on his own now.

Happy searching pal!

10 comments:

Rollo La Rue said...

Wiseman and ImbaSal is the blind leading the blind.

Anonymous said...

I got this postcard delivered to my house by mistake or something. I don't even live in your city but this is messed up stuff. Don't be surprised if the FBI shows up to Forest View next just like they raided our police department. Bullshit ass politicians always on the take. Good luck Forest View!

Your friend in Berwyn

Anonymous said...

Well, I got a Nerwyn city sticker application today and I live in FV.

Anonymous said...

That new full time kid should be training "FTO" Erica Scaredy Cat. Was 135 all over ISPERN requesting "Emergency assistance with traffic control" over at Shell? Did "Gar-Bear" look like Gomer running around yelling "Citizen's arrest, Citizen's arrest!" while Chip was hunkered down on Terminal Dr. deep into season 3 of "The Wire?" And the "Coke Bottle Glasses - Facebook Monitor" kid probably had all 6 of his hands flying around with all the emergency radio traffic on Band 4 (Don't worry, your skills will come in handy in a few months when you get to say into your headset, "Would you like to supersize that order?"). And FTO Erica? Well, he was in Stickney having a grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup for lunch with Pops. Anywhere else the grand opening of a gas staion would be no big thing, but in Funnyview it's the equivalent of a report of an incoming Intercontinental Ballistic Missal on the way.
BTW, I got one of those post cards, too. And I live in Chicago!

Vlad and Stash said...

Hey, how come we didn't get all that Police service at our grand opening of "Chop Shop 5240?" We give discounts to all FV employees and can match your squad car paint. Sorry FD, can't match the paint on the pink fire truck, though.

Anonymous said...

We hear a liquor store is opening up on 47 St and Laramie. Me and my boys were looking for a new spot to hang.
Thanks,
Loco G, Midway Latin Kings

Anonymous said...

That new full time kid is the best thing that Forest View PD has done in a long time. I see him on every shift does he ever get days off? Hopefully he decides to stay because most of the senior officers are just collecting a pay check. I know it’s sad when your young and come to a place like this and no one wants to work, in a five man department.

Hannibal Smith said...

I love it when a plan comes together.
The A Team

Anonymous said...

He is a good kid. Common sense, too, as opposed to most of that Department. Hope he gets out before FV ruins him. He doesn't want to end up a "lifer" in da View.

Traffic Stop Warrior said...

Should have activated the "Shell High Intensity Traffic unit" (SHIT).