Fired Cop Manifesto

The Forest View cop that was fired back earlier this month wrote a couple of letters to our village trustees. We got our hands on a copy and there is some really interesting revelations in there that we felt we must share with our fellow Forest View residents. Makes us wonder about the selection process for the deputy chief and chief jobs.

This one was pretty messed up:

Respect My Authoritah
"Then there was XXXX.  A former part-time police officer who ended up resigning after continuing to be singled out by upper management.  At one point XXXX was the only African American officer on our roster. During that time XXXX was the ONLY officer both full-time and part-time not allowed to operate the newer SUV patrol vehicles.  They may claim performance issues but XXXXX produced more than half of the department and he mostly worked the midnight shift where there was less opportunity to make traffic stops.  On a few occasions, the midnight sergeant allowed XXXX to use an SUV, it was noticed by upper management and communicated (via email) that he should remain prohibited from using an SUV."

Can we say lawsuit?

You Stupid Boy!
"Recently a report was placed in my mailbox that had the words “YA HE’S SO fucking SMART” (see exhibit F).  This report was for a call I handled but was not written by me. It appears that the person who wrote that offensive statement was triggered by the misspelling in narrative.  I am no handwriting expert, but what I do know is that the writing does not belong to any of the current sergeants or the deputy chief.  This is just another example of the harassment from upper management that I had to endure.  But I stayed the course."

This coming from a guy that can't write a sentence better than a third grader.  We have seen some of his grammar and have been told that his sexy secretary depurdy chief queef does all the typing for his pappa.

Patronage Hiring
"....the department has downgraded it's standards for hiring part-time police officers, selectively.  Part-time police officers are used to supplement the department and fill in shifts to make sure there is always coverage.  During a time where the department needed officers that could work and be ready to work rather quickly, the department hired an individual that did not hold a certification as a Law Enforcement Officer...... Apart from a liability issue, this is a misuse of the village's resources to provide a personal friend with the path to a certification."

There were two parts to this passage but we will spare you the boredom and summarize it.  The village hired a couple of new cops, one a dispatcher who is being trained for months and another a Cook County co-worker of the police chief's better half.  Rumors are that the dispatcher dude was offered a cop job if he helped out in the dispatch area.  The Cook County guy, he was just lucky to be connected to the pappa cheif's wife.  The two new cops come with no experience so they couldn't help cops on the street.  The Cook County co-worker quit when he realized real cop work wasn't for him. Just more of my tax pennies gone to waste.

In our Ricky voice: OK Chief, you got some splainin' ta do!   There is so much to read.  Much more to come at the Salvador Wiseman cop department.

Political Favors Part 2

Nothing like generating bogus paperwork only to use it against a cop who was well liked by his immediate supervisors and the residents.  Details have emerged on the firing of the Forest View cop who arrested another cop's family member.  The Forest View cop department's deputato chief queef Salvador Rodriguez put on an Oscar performance during a special session held this week by the Forest View village board.  The deputado spoke for the top chief queef when they were questioned on the dismissal of the cop who arrested a town of Cicero's deputado chief queef's family member. The fired cop took his situation to the board only to be blocked by the accidental village president Larry Powell's refusal to remove the depudato chief queef and his papa. Village board trustees called for a formal investigation but Powell continued to support the deputato and his papa even though they lied to the board.  The depurdy chief queef told the board that the fired cop was "unmanageable" however he provided no evidence other than the depurdy chief queef's love letters to the pappa chief.  All of our sources have said the same stuff, the fired cop was not a problem to his superiors, the problem is the over promoted imbeSal.

Powell's Overnight Parking Ban

A trusted source informed us that village president Larry Powell has ordered Forest View cops to issue tickets to all overnight parking violators with no exceptions.  We have gotten a few of these petty tickets on our block when temporarily parking on the street to quickly move our cars around in our driveway.  We also got one for blocking the sidewalk but cops don't do anything to Powell's cars when they are blocking the sidewalk every day. And what about that car Powell had parked on our street with those green plates every night after 1am? We never saw a ticket on that cop car looking ford.

Forest View Cop Fired

A Forest View cop informed us of the latest move by the cop department.   The story among the cops still left is that they fired this cop for doing his job.  We have seen him many times the past few years. Many of our neighbors remember him as the cop that would come by to talk to our kids on the 4600 grove block and buy lemonade from the lemonade stand.  Sources say that it all came about from an arrest the cop took part in where they arrested another cop's relative. There may be some juicy dirt and we are waiting to get it in our inbox.