New Forest View Body Shop

Forest View police are now trained in collision repair.  A Forest View cop noticed a rash on a cop car and took immediate action with some super glue and spray paint.  The cop was awarded a vacation day or two without pay and the cop car was placed on administrative leave pending an investigation into why it damaged itself.

Driving While Mexican

If you look Mexican and hang out at the gas station on 47th and Central, make sure you have a valid license to drive.  A little birdie told us that a Forest View cop is targeting Mexican looking motorists.  Watchale!