New Forest View Body Shop

Forest View police are now trained in collision repair.  A Forest View cop noticed a rash on a cop car and took immediate action with some super glue and spray paint.  The cop was awarded a vacation day or two without pay and the cop car was placed on administrative leave pending an investigation into why it damaged itself.

Driving While Mexican

If you look Mexican and hang out at the gas station on 47th and Central, make sure you have a valid license to drive.  A little birdie told us that a Forest View cop is targeting Mexican looking motorists.  Watchale!

Cop Injured on the Job

...picking up the telephone.  A forest view police officer was seriously injured when he attempted to answer the telephone.  The doctor has restricted him to light duty for two months.  The telephone was uninjured and placed on administrative leave pending an internal investigation.

K9 or Service Dog?

You may have seen the circus SUV with the K9 labels on it driving on our village streets.  Or maybe you haven't since it's only out during the daytime.  According to an anonymous village trustee, FedEx paid tons of cash for the village to get the dog.  The dog has seen lots of action in other towns during the time the dog is off the clock. The dog makes more overtime than we do delivering boxes.  When the dog works in Forest View, it is used as an emotional support tool for the cop that has anxiety when he goes to incidents.

Cop Walks to Emergency

A bad guy ran from Forest View cops after abandoning a car on a sidewalk.  Another Forest View cop found the bad guy a block away.  A responding cop took his time and walked over to help.  By the time the hero cop arrived, the bad guy was already sleeping in the back of the hero's cop car.  The hero's cop car was placed on administrative leave pending an investigation on how it drove itself to help the other cop.

Forest View School Bus

The Forest View cop department is now providing school transportation services.  The green school bus driver in chief, Gary Wiseman has reportedly been seen using a village owned truck as a bus picking up some kids in the Berwyn area.  Can we get a ride to work?

New Deputy Chief

Two year wonder stupervisor Inbasal has ordered his new star and uniform in anticipation of his appointment to the deputy chief rank.  The department will be in good hands with an inexperienced supervisor who earned his new upcoming rank by rubbing elbows with the chief of police.  This bro-mance dates back to their midnight shift days when each of them would stand guard while they took a nap. What happened to the current deputy chief MP?  Yikes, he stepped down since stupervisor Inbasal was already doing deputy chief rank work. New beginnings for the police department. Or not?