Friday, May 15, 2020

Chain of Quarantine Hair Cuts

Village of Forest View police officers were given a stern reminder of who’s boss ‘round here. In an email sent to the entire police department, Chief Gary Wiseman referred to the individual officers who went above him to report his department violations as “cowards”. Wiseman reminded officers that a chain of command exists which still includes the Deputy Chief of Police Salvador Rodriguez even though he is currently under investigation.

Wiseman’s email was triggered by recent events which included an officer reporting that the Chief invited his personal hair stylist to use the Forest View police station as a temporary place of business.  With the current COVID-19 pandemic and an executive order issued by the Governor of Illinois barring salons and barbers from operating, Wiseman was going to allow his personal hair stylist to operate on village property and provide haircuts for him and other officers. We would assume his stylist wasn’t going to be doing this for free.

If this beauty fair would have taken place, we would bet it would be in violation of some department policies; using the village email system to promote or drive clients to a business in his official capacity as Chief of Police?  Allowing unauthorized persons into the police station? Wiseman’s defense will be that he is the boss and can authorize such a person to violate the governor’s stay at home order and come into the station to violate the order some more and turn a profit. So instead of procuring the correct laptops for the patrol vehicles, Wiseman spent his time setting appointments for some quarantine hair cuts.

Wiseman’s Buzz Kutz event was abruptly canceled.

Four Problems

Gary Wiseman’s email tantrum went on to point out that four village trustees have made it difficult to hire additional manpower.  Why would anyone trust anything Wiseman and his side kick bring before the board.  Gary must have experienced some short-term memory loss. Let us refresh his memory:
It is a fact that this manpower crisis was caused by mis-management of the part-time officer roster. Firing or pushing out long time loyal part-time police officers to replace them with hand-picked friends came back to bite Gary and his Deputy Chief.  Most of the current handpicked part-time roster hold full-time positions in other jurisdictions. During the May 12th board meeting, Wiseman informed the board that the officers primary departments may have restricted them from working secondary employment due to the COVID situation. That leaves the Fire Chief of Riverside and another officer who retired from Lyons, but they have been MIA since the Rodriguez investigation started.  Overtime has been through the roof which would indicate that none of Salavdor's friends have been available to work.

The board may be reluctant to allow a new hire under the Larry, Gary & Sal administration since it is very likely that the Deputy Chief Salvador Rodriguez may or may have not conducted a formal background investigation on the candidate.  Even if Rodriguez did complete a background check, after being accused of falsifying records and theft, we don’t think his background check reports are very credible at the moment.

One thing we are curious about is how many Village of Forest View police badges and IDs are out there with these part-time officers that can’t or won’t work?

Broken Chains

In a department meeting, Larry Powell informed officers they would be able to contact him if they needed to discuss any department issues.  Gary and Salvador did not like that idea, but Larry insisted.

A police chief is expected to make sound decisions pertaining to his daily operations as well as his picks for second in command. When Gary isn’t doing his job, you go to Larry. Gary says if you go to Larry about Gary, you are a COWARD.  Second in the “chain of command” is Salvador Rodriguez who under Gary Wiseman’s direct supervision managed to land himself in hot water. When Salvador isn’t doing his Job, you go to Gary. When you go to Gary about Salvador, Gary shows you his collection of police badges on the corner of his desk.  Open door policy only works when you are awake to welcome visitors crossing the threshold.

The department is in shambles, but we are not surprised.  As reported here on the “coward” blog, the village trustees who approved Gary Wiseman’s initial appointment were not informed of Wisemans checkered employment history as a Stickney police officer.  Gary was handed the golden ticket to a free paycheck for sleeping in a manager’s chair watching the park from his window while his deputy chief worked on school district business on the Forest View clock.  How much more of this Wiseman and Rodriguez circus will Larry tolerate?

Once again, steer clear and hide those garbage cans.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

OP is a joke and most likely UN-employed considering he wrote this at 2am!

Anonymous said...

So the "Chain of Command" which Gar-Bear likes to yell about was Ex Sgt/PO to Trustee, or P/O to Gary, or "then" Sgt to Gary, by passing the then Deputy Chief, or Jeff to Mayor-elect. Pretty convoluted chain of command for an 8 man department.

And too bad "Salon de Gar-Bear" didn't open at 7000 W. 46th (Honk 3 times in back, then the secret knock on the back door of the PD.) Is Gar getting a "man bun?' Lady K wants to know if they were going to do bikini waxes in the PD garage, too. Maybe have Doogie open a bar in the garage while they're at it.

Does Sal still have the shredder on OT getting rid of the "evidence."

OP said...

OP is a joke and most likely UN-employed considering he wrote this at 2am!

I think the joke is you.... Trolling the blog instead of banging your boyfriend at 5AM.

Shell Bell said...

Where can I get my GareCut?

Anonymous said...

Can i get my doo trimmed at "Chip's Clips?"

Anonymous said...

Get your ends trimmed at Erica's Dunkin' Cuts

Anonymous said...

"The Chief has the ultimate say on who comes to the department."

Is that right? So what happened to the hair cut appointment? Looks like JG had the ultimate say there huh buddy?

And yeah Fuck OP.

Anonymous said...

AnonymousMay 15, 2020 at 4:58 PM
"The Chief has the ultimate say on who comes to the department."

Not by the sound of that board meeting.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is OP? We have an MP and we used to have an Officer Puddin' Head but that would be OPH. Salty GareBear lovers and SalPals.

Anonymous said...

Lol puddin head

SPD said...

Dear Forest View,

Stickney PD thanks you for taking Gary. Really, you have no idea how much we thank you. Now if you would please take Kevin with you too! If I see one more of his Facebook selfies with the residents stroking his cock, I am going to puke. Kevin takes more selfies of himself than my 13 year old niece whos on TikTok all fucking day.

Jantjie said...

We know that chief's hair is important, more important than armed robberies bruh. Must cut hair in order to lead his men into 50 miles of up and down of the Stevenson.

Chief! the BP has been robbed, with guns!!! Ooooh... it's okay shaggy, my hair person will be in to cut my hair tomorrow. Do you have $30? She needs some money for her travel time ya know. By the way did you get your 50 miles in?

Chip's Clips said...

"You act like other agencies aren’t doing the same thing."

Name some agencies charging $30 for hair cuts.

Better yet, name any agency offering any kind of hair cuts on agency property.

Sal makes more than that while at FVPD doing investigations for the school district. Gary's hair stylist is in the wrong business. Maybe Sal will offer her a PT job during his salad bowl hair cut session. If she got big tits, she will make full time real quick.

Sal should save his $30, the job market is tough out there. No one hires people who bite the hand that feeds them.

Anonymous said...

Or under investigation for a couple of felonies and loss of his Illinois police certification.

Bruce Wayne said...

He works in Forest View too. Does he respond to incidents from his Facebook comments like he does here in Stickney? And I agree, why does he have to post so many selfies in perfect position so we can see the word "POLICE" on his vest? The world already knows he is an officer of the Stickney law. The clown drives to and from work with his uniform exposed to let us know he's the Robbin to my Batman.

Anonymous said...

The degenerates on here keep bringing up ex-employees as if they really care about this place anymore. Sal burned current officers and dragged his friends into his shithole. Guilty by association becomes a reality. You can't expect the trustees to just give these two knuckleheads what they want after all the shit that has come to light. How does that saying go? The quietest person in the room is the most dangerous. Gomez and Gary haven't figured that out yet.

donutjunkie said...

What did those twats expect? They got rid of a lawyer and a real detective. They probably have more up their sleeve. Good luck pals.

Anonymous said...

Salvatore Tricoci Day Spa at Wiseman Centre

Lady Kay said...

There is only one coward in FV, that would be me.

Anonymous said...

"Better yet, name any agency offering any kind of hair cuts on agency property."

Our agency not too far away did exactly this. Not a big deal as over ten Officers paid $30 each for a much needed haircut. Im positive its happening elsewhere. The problem with FunnyView PD, and the root of all its problems, stem from the zero calls for service resulting in Officers having nothing to do for eight hours besides talk shit about each other. The eight Officers have absolutly *no idea* how lucky they are, working full time for an agency with zero calls for service. FunnyView PD should be the model agency for part time employees, saving millions of dollars annually. How that hasn't happened yet is mind boggling. Here we have eight Officers, where the hardest part of their job is literally showing up to work on time, basically stealing money from taxpayers just by showing up, who should be celebrating how lucky they are to be there but instead are self destructing. Every nearby agency mocks FunnyView but it should be the other way around, the eight Officers are getting over on everyone else. PD's like FunnyView should be a coveted job to land, decent salary, benefits, pension, all to do nothing. But because they're not smart enough to realize this, they create the opportunity to be ridiculed. Sad

Anonymous said...

"Our agency" is not a name of an agency. If you police like you read, we are glad we don't work with you.

The PD was great before "Mr. Accountability" and Heavy Hand Gary took over. We have our crybaby former sgt who ran to a trustee and the former mayor every chance he got but no one listened to him. We have that one officer who runs from the one call we do get or doesn't show up to back you up, but we deal with it. Once Gary and Sal came on, Gary slept in his chair while Sal fucked things up. Sal went after anyone who pissed in his cheerios when he was just a regular officer on midnights. From MP to the polish cleaning guy for not shining Sal's floor well enough (yes that did happen). Now he's even shitting on his own people he brought in. When you fuck with people long enough, they will eventually crack and stand up for themselves. Not by creating a blog or crying to a trustee when you don't get what you want. Sorry Chip, you will never get the chief spot.

WAKAWAKA said...

What is hilarious is that all those people work on the same shift! Sal tried real hard to get the new officers to turn on their sargents. It backfired. HA HA!

Belt Keeper Queen said...

Soon to be UN-employed = ImbaSal

Anonymous said...

Exhibit A:
"Our agency" is not a name of an agency. If you police like you read, we are glad we don't work with you.

An unintelligent low IQ FunnyView Police Officer flexing about "policing." A bunch of turds that wont flush...

AMC said...

We got popcorn if you all need some... This is getting good.

Big SASSETTI said...

A bunch of turds that wont flush...

8 man department two towns to the north... You wish.

Anonymous said...

They really don't know how good they have it. Ride around, be seen, show up to the couple calls a week (one guy's afraid to do that), maybe write a couple tickets a week (half refuse to do that). About an hours work a week. Then you get a bat-crazy Chief and Deputy Chief (who had the best gig going, but fucked that up) trying to reinvent the wheel.

Anonymous said...

You evidently read like you police in funnyview. The 8 man dept talked about is YOU nimrod.

Anonymous said...

You better watch how you speak to your papi nimrod!

Anonymous said...

If Gary was a real "Boss" he would have dug down in that pocket, and threw down the $250, from his approximately $170K (pay and pension) to spring for haircuts for everyone. But, it is Funnyview.

Anonymous said...

GareBear is broke now. No more take home car so he has to pay his own gas when dropping driving Ms. GareBear around town.

Anonymous said...

GW... Check your junk mail. A few sphincters are clenching up this morning.

Anonymous said...

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/haircuts-at-forest-view-police-station-cause-controversy-its-just-not-right

Anonymous said...

Anything and everything associated with Forest View and Stickney should be questioned. Seriously two of the shadiest towns around.