The Accidental Step Father

From the comments:

“His new step kids are quick to drop his name... "do you know who my dad is?"

This is not the first time we hear this.  One of his many step children recently stepped in shit and pulled the “my dad is the police chief” card.  See, usually this is a natural thing to do if you are young, dumb, connected and your popps really is the police chief.  But this is an adult step child who lives in a different town and frankly being connected to chief “dad” held no weight at that moment.  We haven’t forgotten that the house where that particular step [adult] lives in had a history with the cops for gang activity. I wonder if step chief knows that.

Another one of his step children admitted being instructed by the new dad to tell the cops that “dad” was the chief. Sorry, but Maury lied to y’all. You look nothing like the Chief.  This is not cool considering that when this took place the chief dad and new wife had met, got engaged and married in less time than it takes us to drop a deuce.

A word to the WISEman: Lay down the law Gary.  You should take your name out your step kid adult’s mouths.