Our inbox was filled with images of all kinds this morning. Forest View cops sleeping, watching World Star videos, standing around Dunkin Donuts and other items we will not post to save the embarrassment to those cops who do work hard. We did choose a couple that are very fitting right now. We can't verify the authenticity of the pictures but they look very very real. With all this changing of culture talk we found it a bit disconcerting that the pappa chief is still referring to Forest View as Funny View even in his company email. So much for working hard to change the culture of the cop department:
Pooping is a natural body function but trading emails with cartoons?
These are some old images that someone has been hanging onto for a day like this. Unattended computer screens can reveal some things we don't want others to see, whoops! If this is what we pay these people to do all day, we want a refund.
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How about worrying about asshole cops with Napoleon complexes who loose their gun working a side job. No mention of that one. How about the little burrito eater chasing cars and lying. No mention about that either.
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about worrying about asshole cops with Napoleon complexes who loose their gun working a side job. No mention of that one. How about the little burrito eater chasing cars and lying. No mention about that either.
obviously reading comprehension isn't one of your strong points. the asshole cop was on duty when he lost his side piece. he was suspended for lying about the car chase. but that was the past and people change.
sure didn’t, he’s now the chief, chippers is still fat, lady K still wears tutus. nobody has changed.
Who? The chief?
Is that you posting, Gare-Bear? Or did you have the Dumpty Chef post for you.
"See me!!"
Chippers isn't fat.... he's just "husky".
Thanks for the link on SSC. This is quite entertaining. We always wondered what goes on in Forestview. Passed this on to the guys in our district.
Signed,
The Police east of Laramie Av.
Effective immediately this is to introduce the Forest View Police Departmental Awards Program.
The below Departmental Awards will be designated by a ribbon of the appropriate type to be worn on the outer most garment of the recipient. This also outlines the procedure for submitting a department member for an award.
The application for an award will be submitted by a Sergeant or above on the appropriate form. This will be submitted to the day shift Communication Officer, who will attempt to shakily initial form (Sharpie or crayon may be used) and foreword it to the Dumpty Chef. It will be reviewed by the Dumpty Chef, who then will knock 3 times on the south wall of his office to alert or wake up the Chef , and let him know he will be walking in. If the Chef is napping, the Dumpty Chef will take the Chef’s right hand, and affix his thumb print to approve award. No part time members are eligible for any of the below awards, as, well, they’re only part time and do not have prestigious Full Time Status.
Department Award of Valor:
For an outstanding and/or courageous act performed by a Department member. Examples: encounter with an armed chair, encounter with an out of control telephone, working a full tour of duty, premise check of Dunkn Donuts, driving through the Tool Store lot when more than one African American customer is present.
This Award will be in the form of a red, white, and blue ribbon with the letter “F” in the center.
Mexican of the Month Award:
This will be given to the member who writes the most obscure vehicle code violation to a member of Cicero’s (although Mexican’s residing outside of Cicero Mexican community are acceptable). Examples: Ticket for a flickering license plate light, not having 2 of the same bolts affixing a license plate to a vehicle, any landscaper driving on Canal Bank Road, felony driving with one headlight. An administrative tow packet must be included with application for award.
This Award will be in the form of a brown ribbon with a pink stripe.
Dead End Street Award:
This will be given to the member who patrols the dead end street at least once in a month. Member must drive all the way to the end of the street, not drive down 46th St. and glance down a street. Oak Park Ave. will not be included in streets needed for this award, as going to the dead end here nay awake another Department member.
This Award will be in the form of lavender colored ribbon with a number designation of how many times the member has patrolled the dead end streets.
Last Car on the Scene Award:
This will be given to the member who consistently is the last car to arrive on the scene of a call. Member may stay in the station until they hear, via radio, that a unit is 10-60, or 10-23 on call. Driving a circuitous route to a call that triples the time to arrive is acceptable.
This Award will be in the form a yellow ribbon with a brown stripe.
Patrol of Outside Agency Award:
This will be given to the member who consistently patrols areas outside of the Village of Forest View. Member must spend an average of half a shift patrolling Stickney, Lyons, or Unincorporated Cook County.
This Award will be in the form an orange ribbon with blue stripe.
Sick Time Award:
To be awarded to the department member who uses the most sick time in a fiscal year. Using accrued comp time towards this award is not acceptable, as using comp time is cause for separation from the Department
This Award will be in the form of a pink handkerchief to be worn on the left epaulet of the member’s outer garment.
Snitch of the Month Award:
To be awarded to the department member who advises command staff of any instance that they feel may cause disciplinary action to another member, whether the incident is true or untrue. This Award may only be submitted by the Chef or Dumpty Chef. Only this Award may be given to any member, including Part Time Officers and Communication Officers.
This Award will be in the form of a black ribbon with the letters “SP” (stool pigeon) in the center. There is no limit to the number of times a member may be receive this award.
Command Award:
This will be awarded to a member of Command staff that has demonstrated, through their exceptional knowledge, their willingness to degrade another member, take the Department in a new, exciting and innovative direction, expert knowledge in the hiring of new members, and discharging the most employees in a fiscal year.
This Award will be in the form a red, white and blue ribbon with stars and eagles affixed. Two ribbons may be worn for this award if desired.
Currently only 2 member are eligible for this award.
Sounds like the Chief's Award Recognition Protical (CARP)
Or Chief's Recognition Award Protocol (Crap)
Lady K is going to have a bunch of awards.
He's a shoe in for one.
He Has a lot of free time on his hands I see... also getting paid to do his personal stuff, and catch up on his sleep.
If he ain't textin the wife, he's netflixin'. If he ain't netflixin' hes "keeping an eye on the park"....
Ain’t that the truth. Lots of kids in the park during school hours.
Looks like only one or 2 officers will be the award winners!!
Or pickin up the kids.
Chipper must be filling his cheeks Preparing for the winter months ahead.
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