Rumors are flying over at the cop station that GW is on his way out. What does that dude do anyway other than sleep in his chair? Who will our new top chief queef be? There are undisclosed reports that the depurdy queef Imbesal has already ordered his new uniform accessories.
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You guys are f&$#ed if ImbeSAL gets in there.
Everyone should put their stars in a hat and draw for chef and dumpity chef. Can't do any worse.
Maybe they can activate the Forest View Area Respose Team (FART).
I have to agree you guys are f$@ked
Hes no nonsense...unfortunately those guys need
What do u mean all he does is sleep?? He’s the best thing that’s walked through the doors at the View, has really turned the department around- what a joke!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hes no nonsense...unfortunately those guys need
October 20, 2019 at 8:18 PM
don't you mean no common-sense?
There are three things that every police agency needs:
- Competency
- Structure
- Culture
dippity chef:
competency? can't do a basic schedule without fucking it up.
structure? only holds certain people accountable for fuck ups.
culture? walks around like hes god's gift to law enforcement.
"culture? walks around like hes god's gift to law enforcement."
WAHHAHAHA All he has ever known is the view.
Super Sal used to hang out in McCook all the time during his shift. Now he's too good to talk to anyone not wearing a white shirt.
culture? walks around like hes god's gift to law enforcement.
ha ha ha, truth!
Sal let it get to his head. He was once a humble copper.
Is that the same Sal that would lecture everyone?
That sounds like him.
"Lecture Me" Sal AKA ImbuSAL
"What do u mean all he does is sleep?? He’s the best thing that’s walked through the doors at the View, has really turned the department around- what a joke!" Ok,Sal.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is that the same Sal that would lecture everyone?
That be the guy... comes to our department and tries to show us how it's done in Forest View.
Does Ray O'Herron sell uniforms by the yard?
I think he has his uniforms custom made at Doyle Sails on Damen
Earned Not Given! Right Gary?? That is exactly what they preach in the REAL police academy and in the military. You only wanted to hire those with "real" academy training yet you picked a computer trained deputy chief who can't pass a power test. You GAVE him that spot just for spotting you while you slept on those long midnight shifts. Everybody around you knows it and if they didn't, they do now. Hang it up G-man, if you need the money, sell your house and get rid of your future exwife. The Berwyn taverns called and they want her back.
You'd think after #3, you'd hang it up.
that guy got suckered by the berwyn badge bunny moving on up from gas station girls
Agreed!
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