Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Bad Deputy Chief, Good Pappa Chief, Happy Accidental Village President

We attended an ice cream social a couple towns over and ran into a fellow Forest View resident.  The small talk touched on topics including the cop department and what has become a repetitive story; new faces and parking tickets.  The resident complained about the accidental village president not being ticketed for blocking the sidewalk after getting a few for the same thing. A neighbor of this resident had recently received a ticket and went to the cop station to see if they can get it forgiven.  The Forest View deputy chief angrily said no but then the pappa chief came out and feverishly kissed ass forgiving the ticket.  We have heard this same story over and over and over so if you are a resident and get a ticket go see the pappa chief because the deputy chief doesn’t like residents.  That is one way to get some stats for the accidental village president and make residents like you: order cops to write the residents tickets and then have the deputy chief say no when they ask for forgiveness, then come to the rescue and forgive them.  We will be checking to see if the accidental village president gets any tickets for parking on the sidewalk.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats because the cops have a quota now and if they want to keep their job they will need the write tickets. but when you do your job you still run the risk of getting fired so make sure you know who your stopping or arresting and make sure they are not connected to Pappa chief or Deputy Chief.

Anonymous said...

That enforcement would come under the "P-ticket Undercover Sidewalk Saturation Initiative " (PUSSI)

Anonymous said...

Deperty chief imbuSAL is grumpy because he hasn't been able to see his penis since he was 12 years old.

Anonymous said...

Sal wants to look all tough and mighty with his 8th grade hair gel haircut.

Anonymous said...

From Second City Cop blog:
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Anonymous said...

And make sure to not make to many stops, or the lazy cops will complain. God forbid you interrupt them from supervising dunkin, or diligently watching the dead end of oak park.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't that guy work for metra or something? Is metra exempt from parking regulations?