Tuesday, October 8, 2019

New Cops in Town

We made some calls and got the four one one on the new cops.  The female cop was already on the village payroll.  When the depurdy and his papa fired the other cop, they pulled a fast one on the village board.  It has been reported that the depurdy chief called all the cops and demanded they show up to the village board meeting where the new female cop was to be approved for hire and sworn in by the village board on the same day.  The depurdy also presented an award to the other new cop just for showing up to a call so he had to be present at the meeting.  Things didn't go as planned and the board was split on hiring the female cop.  Trustees claimed that they didn't know who she was or where she came from.  The new female cop was on the payroll but didn't actually work a lot.  We are willing to bet our hourly salary on that the female cop is one of the depurdy chief queef's friend of a friend.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy hell that female P.O. needs to go back to training. She won't shut the fuck up on the radio with nonsense. Don't ya'll over in FV have cell phones?? Good lord!

Anonymous said...

Go back to training?? You mean START training lol. But wait, No training is needed for the ones deputy brings in!

Anonymous said...

FTO with Erica! She'll show them how to work those mean streets.

Anonymous said...

Who's the new part time guy that rides around with "It's Raining Men" and "YMCA" blasting out the squad car windows?

Anonymous said...

Sure will... The mean streets of the DD parking lot

Anonymous said...

Are warning shots in the station still allowed?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are warning shots in the station still allowed?

he was only testing the durability of the computer screen.

Anonymous said...

Is the village board that fucking blind? How many people have Sal and Gary presented to the board for hiring?? Where have they all gone? Most have quit or just couldn't cut it in busy Forest View. The board needs to wake up and ask about the high turnover. Sal and Gary making great moves for the department!! It is now more Funny View than ever before.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure their officers have no confidence in their leadership. One spends the day on netflix and the other combing through the union contract looking for ways to fuck over the officers that don’t go along with his program. If he can’t figure it out he calls all the other villages to see how they do it, how they fuck over officers they don’t like.

Anonymous said...

Gimme a "Desk Pop!"