Thursday, December 5, 2019
Forest View is Hiring!
Hey Eddie, you fit right in here in Forest View! Where our board allows the police chief and his appointee to lie all the time! Put in an application, NO BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIRED! Just ask for Salvador Gomez Rodriguez when you apply. Be sure to use Salvador’s friends as references so your application makes the "people we know" cut.
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The ex Stuper getting hired as Chef in Funnyview would be like getting the booby prize at a church carnival. You'd do more work doing the schedules for a construction site, security gig.
Maybe the board could do a nationwide search for the next Chef..Maybe a retired cop from Hodgekins, or a part time Hometown guy. Doesn't the Coke Bottle Glasses kid have a dad with all kinds of experience driving up and down Hometown's 5 streets for 30 years? (Hint: If your gun is stuck in the holster from not pulling it out for several decades, WD-40 works wonders in freeing it loose).
Poster of this blog post has to clearly be unemployed in order to have the time to post this at 2:57am.....
He would def fit right in, and drinking and driving is acceptable as long as u know someone or have a badge, just drop their name and it will all get washed away . So he would have no problems at funny view!
"Poster of this blog post has to clearly be unemployed in order to have the time to post this at 2:57am....."
Not everyone has a 9-5, M-F work schedule. Some of us work odd hours.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Poster of this blog post has to clearly be unemployed in order to have the time to post this at 2:57am.....
December 6, 2019 at 3:09 PM
Or work 3rd watch (real 3rd watch, not Funnyview's version of watches), or on their day off, Or up early for 2nd Watch - (that's days in real Police jargon), or has time at lunch on midnights. Maybe even using your log in to post (Wouldn't that be a conundrum). Go back to detective school, you ain't ready for the big time yet,kid.
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