Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Nice Cop Cars

When you see a cop car, you would think they are well fitted with the best technology available.  Forest View cop cars have been without cameras since they were purchased.  Someone should call Mark Masorolla or whatever his name is at the village office and ask him if there is any money for the cameras in the budget.

This is why he will say no:
  1. They pay two huge salaries for the depurdy chief queef and his pappa chief only getting the work of one in return
  2. The Village spent money on sending the depurdy chief queef to school to learn how to be a depurdy chief queef
  3. The Village is paying hourly wages for training of newly hired cops that don't stay
No cameras to protect our cops from false complaints.  No cameras to catch the deputado chief queef's impersonator while he is m-effing a poor citizen.  No cameras to help cops do DUI arrests.  Instead they have to rely on the troopers from the state to come and help and borrow their cameras.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No money in the budget... Must write more overnight parking tickets.

Anonymous said...

"More "P" tickets, I say!" I believe I saw a Mexican without a license plate light on 47th St.. Where's that crime fighter from Posen when you need him?

Anonymous said...

Mark Macaroni should cut his $125,000 salary and contribute to the camera fund. Pay the fire chief based on prior experience. He is not worth six figures. Pay the police chief for work he actually does instead of paying him a full day to watch videos or fall asleep staring at the park through the window. Easiest money anyone can earn. Get rid of Sal and get another officer that knows what he is doing.

Anonymous said...

"Get rid of Sal and get another officer that knows what he is doing."
Hey, sal knows everything. Just ask him.

Anonymous said...

Dunkin’ Donuts has lot cameras. That’s where all the action is anyway. FV “cops” are a waste and burden on the taxpayers