Thursday, July 18, 2019

Forest View Cops are Hiring

The qualifications are you must be a Stickney cop, a connected fire chief or an inexperienced cop with two days out of training. The deputado chiefo is slowly forcing the long time part-time Forest View cops out to bring in his connected peeps.  If you had beef with the deputado in the past, you might as well start looking for a new cop job.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could hire a "commander " from Dixmoor who doesn't know how to do a traffic stop. Or a guy from. Maywood who doesn't know how to work a radio or write a report. How about that scary kid from Phoenix who did it all with 3 months on the job and no common sense. Maybe a guy that locks up his gun and loses the gun locker key, and doesn't carry handcuffs. Or a new part time guy who's afraid of the dark, but is the eyes and ears of the Dumpty Chef? The gal- actress wannabe that lasted 2 weeks after being fired by another Forest, and thought Forest View had too much swashbuckling action for her. There's more.

Anonymous said...

I tried to apply for a part time police job and the fat guy in the white shirt blew me off and said they weren't hiring.